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For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.

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For you, Abidal!

For you, Abidal!

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France has nothing on this.

  • Denmark: Ten.
  • Denmark: Twenty.
  • Denmark: Thirty.
  • Denmark: Forty.
  • Denmark:
  • Denmark:
  • Denmark: Half-threes.
  • World: Uh.
  • Denmark: Threes.
  • World: Wait, what?
  • Denmark: Half-fours.
  • World: Wait, wait, back up.
  • Denmark: Fours.
  • World: Oh, hang on.
  • Denmark: Half-fives.
  • World: Ah, I get it, so the next one's gonna be-
  • Denmark: Hundred.
  • World: Bitch.
  • Denmark:
  • Denmark:
  • Denmark: THREE HUNDRED FIVE AND HALF-FOURS!

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mrsninjafetus:

Lol made me laugh so hard xD Totally not what I was expecting

I laughed! *dies*

mrsninjafetus:

Lol made me laugh so hard xD
Totally not what I was expecting

I laughed! *dies*

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I thought my hatred should be all public

I hate you Helen! I hate you!

HOW dare YOU go to the Harry Potter Studio Tour without flying me to England first? HUH?! And how is it even possible that you went there in the first place without the nagging feel of missing SOMETHING! YES! ME! *insert cry*

*sighs* I want to go SOOOOOOOOOOOOO badly. But that’s it! I am bringing NO China-guy back for you! No nothing! HAH! See if you can live without your hot piece of Asian guy! Yes! I dare you!

Edits: I also hate you for being pretty, just so you know! ;-) So not only are you standing in front of Ollivanders! No, you’re looking all pretty while you do it! *is not pleased* (or well yeah I am pleased *waggles eyebrows*). Feel remorse next time you do something like that! Uhuh!

*mumbles angrily*

This post is a proof that exam stress is not good for me!

PS: I don’t really mean it Helen. *squishes* Jealousy is not a pretty thing *sniffles*



*edits to answer Helen*: Meeeeh… And if you want your China souvenir you have to come and get it in Denmark yourself. Are you aware of shipping costs?! 

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madreputatoes:

markwebbergivesmewings:

optimusleo:

Europe for Dummies

Monty Python haha that’ll do :P

They didn’t even change Portugal! LMAO

Look Sam! Read and learn! :b

madreputatoes:

markwebbergivesmewings:

optimusleo:

Europe for Dummies

Monty Python haha that’ll do :P

They didn’t even change Portugal! LMAO

Look Sam! Read and learn! :b

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When he has a day off, he goes and picks setas in the countryside, and someone who picks mushrooms can’t be a bad bloke.
— Pep Guardiola on Xavi (via madreputatoes)

Tagged: Look Mushroom

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*dies*

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